Новости / Desperately seeking Jenna
We received word (via Breitbart) that Jenna Jameson, the adult performer turned alt-right MILF icon has declined to appear as herself in our upcoming Trump parody film, Drain My Swamp (“Sad ploy! ... Crap film” — Jenna Jameson).
But her loss is your gain! We’re looking for that two-of-a-kind performer who can play an aging former starlet.
We’re looking for:
- Large, fake boobs
- Blonde, over-processed hair
- Twitter account
- Racist fanbase
You need not actually be an anti-Muslim extremist, but you may be asked to play one on TV. Or, in this case, the internet.
To audition, please submit photos of you in duck-face, and list of right-wing conspiracies that get you hot to [email protected].
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