Я, вероятно, пойду в ад ради этой животика и игры с сисечками!

Having had a very unsuccessful nights sleep I got up super early at 5am and took my sidekick for a spin. He wanted to go on his favourite walk - which takes us through a graveyard. And, well, what can I say? The little red man on my shoulder whoop-arsed the little white man on my other shoulder and insisted I lifted my top and start playing with my tummy. It was feeling sore and needed some TLC style stroking and playing. Which then turned into playing with my tits. Obviously!